Bob Scheldon and the Great Blue Compromise
Things That Kick Ass, Kick a Lot of Ass, Completely Kick Ass,
or That Can Suck My Nuts:

  • Leo Kottke- Now that I think about it he almost started doing ambient stuff in the late 70s, "Burnt Lips" and "Dreams and All the Stuff" are both good poppy albums. Almost new-agey, which I suppose was why he get's thrown in that category sometimes.

    If you don't care so much for his voice tho "Guitar Music" and "6&12 String Guitar" are just huge. "Regards from Chuck Pink" is his impression of Yanni-ish new age mood music, so you know, if you like that kind of shit go for it. His producer during the 80s was the German technowiz from "Tangerine Dream," a group whose early work might show you the light of the Enoless tunnel few dare to tread. Next to the original Takoma release of the armadillo album "Guitar Music" is probably one of my favorite Kottke albums, and for good live stuff "My Feet are Smiling" was a better live release in my mind than the more recent "Leo Kottke Live" album he did. His 70s material was all pretty much produced by Denny Bruce, a man I sometimes get confused with Lenny Bruce, and even though it's not, some of it can be pretty weird. Now he's on the Windham Hill label like most aging 'new-age' guitarists.

  • John Fahey- "Approaching the Disco Void," is the greastest song he ever wrote. Period. Except for "The Red Pony" and "The Epiphany of Glenn Jones" and the other 50 titles he has for the same song. The best album from his folk period, and probably his best technical playing, is "Live in Tazmania." He personally doesn't act too proud of it. He'd prefer to think that he's doing his best work now, and that might be true, but then only if you consider the spectrum of avante-rock and noise to be intrinsically more valuable than composing from pre-existing mediums. His noise rock is flagging behind other artists in the same field, which is probably the problem here, because as a primitive/blues guitarist he was at the top of the list. The dislike he displays for his old material seems closely associated to his adopted penchant for psycho-babble, which may or may not contain value. I can't tell from interviews I've read and it'd be judgemental in any case to start calling him a crack without some sort of crystal ball. So whatever. Not that this entire forum here isn't completely judgemental for the most part as I speak and you.

    Anyway, technically his best playing from his best period is on that album. "Remembering Blind Joe Death" is more boring than anything else, and any Fahey album with the word "love" in the title is prone to being full of ragtime jazz tunes, which can be a tough load to swallow for some people, though perhaps they're more accessable than listening to a single acoustic steel string drone at great lengths. "Railroad I" and some of the others are all excellent, the Rhino retrospective collection on "Return of the Repressed" kicks a lot of ass. Oh yeah, and there's the late 80's "ocean somethingerother" kind of a blue-green colored album, there's some "beautiful, ethereal, soundscapes that carry the mind to a distant land" type schmuck on it that I rather enjoy.

    One of the tougher things to accept for some is that since 92 or so Fahey has come back with a bit of vengence and started recording ambient noise-scapes and the like. His playing sounds ragged and hard when he actually does pick up a guitar. I saw him play at t he Unity Temple in '98 or '97, after he did Airplay at WNUR and shortly after he'd picked up electric guitar. He actually played some of his older tunes, including the disco void. It was fun, but in a way dissappointing. I like what he's doing with the noise rock and he didn't do any at this show, he seemed to be cutting it both ways for the sake of older audiences that wanted to hear the last steam engine train for the 50 millionth time.

    That album he did with Cul de Sac is pretty much a complete asskicker in everyway. The version of Disco Void == Rad , but there are also elements of his experimental drollings, so it makes for an interesting listen, "The Epiphany of Glenn Jones." And if you like background noise and whatnot Womblife is pretty. I dig it anyway.

    An addendum to all this is John Fahey, R.I.P. Shortly before he passed I saw him play a show at the Empty Bottle, in Chicago. Fall of 2000. It was awesome, he was awesome. He seemed on all counts to be extremely happy to be there. He played acoustic, divorced himself, it seemed, from playing other people's music. It was good music, slow to build, long to interest, completely on. He completely hauled our kicked asses around the dance floor, and he almost got me laid. I'll miss him.

  • Peter Lang- Outside of the promo disk "Kottke, Fahey & Lang," which is primarily folk tunes and upbeat promo stuff, I have only one Lang album, only one that I've found so far, "Against the Wall" I think, it was in the station archives, whoever wrote all over the album first didn't know beans, but they checked off most of the good tunes, and I checked off the rest of them. He plays a bit like Fahey, but as if Fahey was some sick sort of happy person, which is to say that he plays like Peter Lang.

  • Preston Reed is a technophile hippy-haired arlo-wiz. Rhythmically anyway. His virtuosity runs short on the melody side, his slower tunes are more akin to Kenny G smooth "sap mall" jazz than anything else: mindless, boring, and anti-melodic. Before his record company, his sense of artistic integrity, or his malformed sense of destiny got in the way, he did a lot of fast mind-boggeling stuff like "Mashed Potatoes" and "The Wirewhip," then he apparently decided to cut the guitar hero stuff and started playing Kenny G and Mariah Carey covers disguised as contemporary folk guitar. I've got one CD from '88, "Instrumental Landing" (his titles are good examples of how much of a cheese puff this guy is), that's absolutely horrific, but his early stuff from "Pointing Up" is all pretty listenable, if at times unengaging. I still haven't listened to his album, what was it, "metal" or something, but it looked like he'd dropped the sensitive artist act and got back into kicking shit around a little. That might be worth looking at. He's an asskicker technically, the upshot being that he's fun to listen to and ask "How the fuck does he do that?".

  • Billy McLaughlin- this guy used to play for the Wings, I think, and his electric guitars got stolen, so he moved to Minnesota and learned an acoustic tapping technique that he, I guess, in part developed. This is all in the liner notes. In so doing he became some sort of a folk-hero for the modern age.... uh, erm... sure. We had one CD in the new folk box at the station (which moved around on a weekly basis), he's pretty good all around, surprisingly. Unless you're the sort of person who isn't surprised that a good musician might have played in the Wings.

  • Ed Gerhardt- "I heard 'The Crow' and was really impressed by his right hand finger independence as well as his approach to melody." Yadda yadda yadda. That one tune was pretty hip shit. He talked to Fahey early on in his career and got turned onto alternate tunings big time. I got his label to send a bunch of his CDs out to the station and was duly dissappointed by everything else he's ever done. The CD with "The Crow" on it is his best so far (before he grew the hair, you'll see what I mean when you take a look at his picture). Bla bla bla. I wouldn't bother, myself.

  • Steve Tibbets- He uses or used to use some kinda crackheaded crosspicking technique with a flatpick, rather than his digits like the rest of these guys, which is really something once you sit down and listen to what he's doing. The station supposedly had "The Fall of Us All" in crossover, which is awesome, but not there, and "Steve Tibbets" which also is not there, but supposedly in rock. Drift still has his newer duo performance with a prominent tibbetian vocalist whom I don't remember the spelling of and couldn't pronounce if I did, but its very quiet and sonorous and fairly asskicking. This is one of those guys that really really woke me up when I first heard him. He was amazing, and he's so ballsy on that first Cuneiform disc from 70 something, and everything I've heard him do is unflappably kickass. Yes, unflappably. This guy rules and stuff.

    Last I heard he's a sometimes-DJ for MN NPR, lives in the cities, does a lot of tape looping besides playing nutso guitar tunes. I recently dug up two more albums from his earlier recordings with "here come the spheres" and the other had "Burning Up" and some sparser titles, mostly world-beatish conga rhythm experiments interlaced with his usual guitar acrobatics, metal satrianii-wanna-be solos, and note-shy melodies. I sound like some cheeseball rock critic but this guy is really good.

    Lastly, Chö is the greatest album ever to hallucinate to.

  • Don Ross- A guy I know only from a Nirada collection CD that was at the radio station, who, judging from that one track, has got some serious teeth.

  • Bukka White- I think I like my one album of his more for entemological(sp?) reasons than any real appreciation for his musicality and soulfulness, being as he was a major influence on Fahey and its interesting to look at the derivation of the art or something. I'll shut up now.

  • Bela Fleck & The Flecktones do electric funk atmospheric bluegrass or something, I'm not a real big fan of Bela Fleck partly for this reason, but some of what he does is at the very least interesting. I've always assumed that his early albums were really good but I've never heard them. This thing called "progressive banjo" generally bores me to tears though, unless it entails Tony Trischka playing Reuben through a wah-wah.

  • Dan Crary, whom the station had barrels of, is a kickass bluegrass picker. Real old school. Hell, this guy is the old school.

  • Doc & Merle Watson- is Doc & Merle Watson. They're giants. One is blind, the other is dead. They kick the shit out of everybody in the most pleasant way possible.

  • Mike Aulridge and the Canadian Doug Cox both play good dobro, damned good dobro. Cox has a more celtic flair at times but whatever.

  • Take the Destroy All Monsters tune "Drone," play something from Robert Fripp and the League of Crafty Guitarists over it, and be amazed.