Compendium of Bard Lore

update 8/5/2009: You can now easily compare equipment by searching for a comma separated list, e.g. "goblin,holy,crimson", to compare goblin, holy, and crimson equipment.

Knowledge has been passed down for revisions as little more than gossip in an oral culture of verse; history shaped and reshaped by those who misrecalled history from recited memory. Inaccuracy and implicit but unacknowledged ass-covering blurred meanings, so that the histories of the Bards might be used for some petty neophyte's own cynical divinity. Perverted, in that fashion, for the aggrandizement of some jackass for whom you, dear seeker of wisdom, probably voted.

Here, instead, is a subjective account written entirely in arbitrary numbers:

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This compendium is currently maintained by Fjord. It runs by a combination of TF, Mason-Perl, and MySQL.

    Notes on Lore Rating: Bard lore bases its rating on an absolute scale of overall protection (thus a 'pretty good' for a ring offers the same protection as a 'pretty good' for a main armour). This makes it differentiated from Juggernaut analyze, which changes scale according to the type of armor (though juggs get a 15 tier scale). Lore has an 8 tiered scale (none or 0 to 7 or 'utterly BS'), with fine granularity on the lower end and less granularity on the top. The primary difference distinguished by our "expert" staff between Necromancer and Bard analysis is that Necros get much greater detail on the upper end of the scale, with 2 or 3 different ratings for AC that a Bard would judge to be "Utterly BS" (for instance Icodelies Armour rates as utterly bs for edged and crushing, where necros consider the slots as 5 and 6 respectively on a scale of 8). That is to say, they're a lot more fanatic about the quality of their armor - something we can only assume derives from their sucky tanking and the Werewolf's mythical ability to judge the quality of goods and services in their bloody, rampaging orgies of lycanthropic destruction. Such abilities truly are the stuff of legends.

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